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Because nobody explained the hidden fees.
Featuring bold, unapologetic lettering and just enough sparkle to soften the existential crisis — this tee says what we’re all thinking every time we open our banking app.
Printed on classic heather grey (because we like our responsibilities neutral but our opinions loud), this shirt is:
• Bill-paying but emotionally confused
• Chronically over-scheduled
• Mildly dramatic
• 100% accurate
The soft fabric keeps it comfortable. The bold black typography makes it clear. And the message? Spiritually validating.
Wear it to:
– Target (where most financial mistakes begin)
– School pickup while pretending you have it together
– Any adult function you did not consent to attending
Because we were promised independence.
Not back pain and passwords.
Cute. Comfortable. Financially suspicious.
Because nobody explained the hidden fees.
Featuring bold, unapologetic lettering and just enough sparkle to soften the existential crisis — this tee says what we’re all thinking every time we open our banking app.
Printed on classic heather grey (because we like our responsibilities neutral but our opinions loud), this shirt is:
• Bill-paying but emotionally confused
• Chronically over-scheduled
• Mildly dramatic
• 100% accurate
The soft fabric keeps it comfortable. The bold black typography makes it clear. And the message? Spiritually validating.
Wear it to:
– Target (where most financial mistakes begin)
– School pickup while pretending you have it together
– Any adult function you did not consent to attending
Because we were promised independence.
Not back pain and passwords.
Cute. Comfortable. Financially suspicious.